this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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