Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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