I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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