just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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