come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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