Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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