worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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