I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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