someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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