So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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