I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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