I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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