I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
