she was so not down for the gang bang
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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