the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
A bitchslap is in order.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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