Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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