If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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