bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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