That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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