I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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