; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
