It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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