I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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