I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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