Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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