i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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