I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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