you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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