I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Porn is love you can see.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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