what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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