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I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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