We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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