I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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