I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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