ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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