You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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