Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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