so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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