No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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