This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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