I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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