My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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