I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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