Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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