TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
either way he was missing a nipple.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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