so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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