i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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