I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
