It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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