Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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