The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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