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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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