Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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