I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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