I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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