even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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