So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
My cat gives me a boner
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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